October 2011
2 posts
July 2011
1 post
March 2011
1 post
that awkward moment when
someone starts waving at you, you think wow they remember me, cool?
start waving back in a frenzy…
only to realize they were waving at that chick next to you.
February 2011
1 post
Advice I will take
I typically try to avoid taking advice from middle aged men with pony tails who buy PBR tall cans by the dozen. However, after browsing Pantene pro-v hair products at CVS, the man informed me that Pantene makes your head itch.
why do I believe?
Because after using this hair product for a week…
my head has been itching.
July 2010
1 post
In London. Quote installment 1-3
1) “We need to get more friends.”
“I’ll call the blonde girls.”
“No I don’t like them.”
2)”These balls were made for breeding”
3)”I tend to watch the ground as I’m walking. You would think that would prevent me from stepping in shit. However, the amount of money I find makes up for it.
March 2010
1 post
I dream of a place...
that there is enough food for everyone and no one wants the extras except to create brilliance and mind manifesting goods. and there would be no work except for those who want it, but a land that can accomplish this without the need of drugs, because in this land life is the drug that gives you the feelings of colors in your hands, moving shapes in your corneas and warmth and vibration in the...
October 2009
2 posts
random word generator
each day i will go to randomwordgenderator.com
todays word:
Vastus:
the Vastus lateralis (Vastus externus) is the largest part of the Quadriceps femoris.
chris rosario: wander eyes.
chris.
i know how much it means to you to read my pet iguana
and this is why i have done this
its for you
you and your
glorious
magical
p
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n
s.
writemagicbaby.
September 2009
1 post
Bi.ass. just think about it.
i havn’t seen this avenue of the internet in some time now so i figure now is a good of time as any. today i shall divulge in to the word of bias. there is no correlation that this may or may not be what we are talking about in my mind non exploring class.
bias.
take a second.
and think about it.
August 2009
9 posts
in the heat of a centipede
para 1.
start.
In the horizon of Abadon was sleeping a small creature. Not far by did the creature reside in the forests of Trantanino. It was a normal day in the subhumid conditions. But who was this strange creature with glorious blonde fur and a long, lean corpse? The creatures of the serene forest had heard of such adventerous godlings but this one was far to adventures to be those that they...
"Pot.Luck."
if only the name were as grand as the actuality.
i may be pleased to participate.
Places Of Employment
A place of 8.50 and hour
a place of and this number has been disconnected, wrong and fuck you.
a place of donate millions and steal it all back.
i am number 5 in a room of 40.
does that make me the top 20 percentile.
no it makes me 5 th in line for telemarketing hell.
my take on nothing.
i’ve seen.met.talked.fucked.loved.hated.learned and listened.
but i will never understand
myself.
on a thursday.
i drink stolen keystone light out of a cherry pink wine glass.